El Steiner, Ball Bag, Hostile Makeover

Sat Jun 24 2017

Doors: 8:00 pm / Show: 9:00 pm

El Corazon

$13.00 - $15.00

This event is 21 and over

On a hot summer night in Veracruz Mexico circa 1982, Consuela Espinoza stumbled out of her dilapidated shanty and into Rock N Roll history. What began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilzers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band to ever live. Unhampered by a steady regime of tequila and ill advised sumo lessons, nine months later five bastard children where born. Unable to care for her hungry offspring and concerned that motherhood would seriously interfere with her Tuesday night Karaoke league, Consuela hastily packed the babies into the saddlebags of a burro and sent her children off to America in search of a better life. Against all odds, 14 years later, and nearly dead from dehydration, the burro knelt down to drink from the stagnant waters of the Rio Grande just ouside of Juarez Mexico –mere yards from the U.S. border. With one fleeting burst of energy the brothers Espinoza cinco climbed from their leather restraints and scampered the vast reaches of the river, collapsing onto the sweet amber hue of American soil. As if by destiny, lodged in the sand beneath their tanned faces was a record sleeve upon which were the words "PARANOID" and "BLACK SABBATH". For many years to follow, this definitive black metal album served not only as a teacher and a mentor..but also as a friend. From these bleak and humble begins grew the seed that would
eventually be the band we know today. Often referred to as the greatest heavy metal band to ever live..always referred to as...METALACHI.
El Steiner
Hostile Makeover
We are 5 fierce and driven musicians with a passion for hard rock music that no one would expect us to play. We ain't the Go-Gos, we ain't the Bangles, we ain't Joan Jett, and we'll NEVER be Wilson Phillips. None of that is happening with Hostile Makeover. We're a cover band, but expect the unexpected.

The band name "Hostile Makeover" was the the creation of Heather Miller. The band's founding members are the rhythm section, Sabina Alteras-Honig and Kate Lint.

All Hostile Makeover logos are created by Kate Lint.
Venue Information:
El Corazon
109 Eastlake Ave East
Seattle, WA, 98109